Goose attack!
Last week I was attacked by a Canadian goose.
I was delivering flowers to a house in Lloyd Harbor. I saw a family of geese sunbathing in the front lawn.
I passed them, careful not to step on their poop all over the place, heading to the front porch.
All the sudden, a big goose started charging at me! I run for life. This is a big bird with strong beak, and I wasn’t ready to serve my toes or fingers to him.
I thought of calling 9-11. However, the last thing I wanted was to end up in a local news as a guy who called the cop because of an attack goose. That’s not going to help my manhood self-esteem. Besides, that would give my wife a perfect punchline to humiliate me in front of our mutual friends.
So I decided not to call. I just run to the side door and rang the bell. No one came to the door, so I left the flowers there. It’s quite possible that people in that house was too afraid to come out.
If you have any doubt on how vicious a Canadian goose can be, take a look at the video below.
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